girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
Group Assigments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
did nazi that coming
(Source: matsuis, via possibly-obsessed)
so earlier in english we started a new project in which we had to pick a book by a living american author and some girl asked if she could read Lord Of The Rings for hers and i told her politely that her author wasn’t alive and she just goes
“excuse me j.k. rowling is alive and well get your facts straight before you talk shit”
and i just
Add to this the fact she was supposed to choose an American author.
(via magnusbanedd)
